You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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