Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Randomize
