oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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