I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
