but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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