p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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