Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
last night I used snow as a chaser
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
