i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
