Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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