That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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