so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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