When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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