he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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