All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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