Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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