No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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