Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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