Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i barfeds in our rink
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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