I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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