do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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