he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My vagina just clenched in fear
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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