Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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