i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
it's great music for shaving your balls
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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