; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We are two peas in an std pod
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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