I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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