I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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