Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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