Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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