I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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