She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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