why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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