I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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