Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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