Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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