I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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