The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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