What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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