fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
