i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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