Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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