On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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