Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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