Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
