Non-Jews are for practice
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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