but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I checked into jail on foursquare
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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