let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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