A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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