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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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