yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
