you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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