is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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