We won't sleep together?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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