covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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