i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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