absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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