ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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