Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
