He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I bet he comes in French.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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