This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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